Piddleton

A hybrid name to describe Prince William and Kate Middleton, just like Brangelina describes Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Piddleton is generally used by people who want to take some of the starch out of the Royals.

Sister: How come William and Kate don't have an acronym like other celebrity couples?

Brother: They do. It's Piddleton.

by Barney Who-Ah November 20, 2010

Middleton's Disease

The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.

Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?

Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.

Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.

Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.

Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.

Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?

Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?

Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011

Pendleton Transition

the point each day at which your body goes from craving caffeine to craving alcohol.

Ever since I had kids, the Pendleton Transition seems to be coming earlier and earlier in the day.

by JWinTX November 6, 2013

Middleton Spank

A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”

by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

Middleton Milkshake

A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest

I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.

by Ohio Stanley January 21, 2009

Middleton

City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!

"Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.."


"Darling, that's a MEX-i-Can..."

by LaughingStock January 21, 2009

Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.

The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.

by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015