Paddleboating 

(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.

"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"

Paddleboating by Ragehound December 16, 2013

Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

Paddle Boating by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

paddle boating by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

Paddle Boating by Andrea E September 18, 2007

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

Paddle Boating by MMP38 October 21, 2011