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an incomprehensible small penis, even smaller than the nanopenis. This penis cannot be seen with the human eye and require a telescope of the highest grade to be able to spot it.

Did you hear that Martin Leung had a nanopenis? No i didn't i was busy talking to Sung Kang who has an even smaller one called a picopenis!

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pcpenis

Pcpenis is when your on pcp your penis is invincible making it the scariest thing for a woman to stumble upon.

ugh no he's got a pcpenis

pcpenis by Big g mageee November 26, 2009

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Poopenis

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.

Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!

Poopenis by the poopanister October 17, 2010

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Popenis

A penis on a popsicle stick

Who want some popenis?!

Popenis by LadsAhoy April 20, 2008

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poopenis

A poop-brushed penis.
Often misread for "poopennies" which is a a group of poop-brushed penis.

Sarah was so smelly! I had never had poopenis so badly.

poopenis by Juan Pedro Andrés November 9, 2008

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Poopeniscock

A man that smells horrible and has a small penis

Yo poopeniscock take a shower.

Poopeniscock by Aids Solsucks February 9, 2019

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Pickyopenish

When you like a number of different personalities or styles in a person but your still picky as fuck when it comes to who you actually like.

Hey you wanna date me?

Sorry im Pickyopenish.

Pickyopenish by Anarchon March 21, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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