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Fried pickles
Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.
Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022
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Pickles
This is given to the chosen one from veggie tales. He will bring balance to the world of veggie tales and He is a very tall pickle. He knows kung fu and has watched the matrix only once.
Pickles is the chosen one
Pickles by Ye420blazeitmomgetthecamera December 4, 2017
Stu Pickles
1. Father of Tommy and Dil Pickles, and husband of DeeDee Pickles in the Nickelodeon cartoon show "Rugrats". He is well known for being a frequently unsuccessful inventor.
2. "That shit looks like it's made by Stu Pickles!" A refrence used when seeing something made poorly, whether it be a car or any other machine. See also ghetto.
2. "That shit looks like it's made by Stu Pickles!" A refrence used when seeing something made poorly, whether it be a car or any other machine. See also ghetto.
Stu Pickles by FoxyGrampa December 28, 2008
Pickles the Drummer
Drummer for Dethklok, the most metal band in the world, from Metalocalypse on Adult Swim. Born in the Midwest and rose to fame fronting the L.A. rock band Snakes and Barrels. Official spokesman for "Pickles Nickels".
Pickles the Drummer by Mikael the Tall December 10, 2008
Drew Pickles
The world's most homosexual man and has starred in over 67,000 porno films such as Gay Gay Gay men (2004) and Drew Pickles and the Goatse Gang (2001). He has also had videos made about him currently on YouTube and YTMND. A group called the Barney Bunch used to make videos with Drew Pickles and many other people such as the "Recess! Schools out" gang and Barney the purple dinosaur on Newgrounds until the Barney Bunch was banned from Newgrounds in 2006.
Drew Pickles by Barney Bunch May 16, 2008
Arse Pickles
A game played by members of the male homosexual community whereupon one gentleman inserts a super-sized gherkin or dill pickle spear into his anal cavity for the purposes of sexual arousal. After suitable pleasure has been gained, he returns the now super-spiced item to the jar whereupon its place is lost among the other standard pickles in the pot.
Upon later hosting his chosen bedfellow for a “tasty burger” before a night out at the Pink Palomino Club, he bastes both his own and his guest’s hamburger and buns with mustard, relish and fried onions before suggesting he brings an additional condiment to the table in the form of a potential arse pickle. The guessing game of whether or not one’s burger is “with arse spice” or “without” heightens the enjoyment of the meal and inevitably means that any back-door action enjoyed later in the evening is engaged in with extra gusto.
Arse Pickles - from the original Latin: analus condimentus extremus
Upon later hosting his chosen bedfellow for a “tasty burger” before a night out at the Pink Palomino Club, he bastes both his own and his guest’s hamburger and buns with mustard, relish and fried onions before suggesting he brings an additional condiment to the table in the form of a potential arse pickle. The guessing game of whether or not one’s burger is “with arse spice” or “without” heightens the enjoyment of the meal and inevitably means that any back-door action enjoyed later in the evening is engaged in with extra gusto.
Arse Pickles - from the original Latin: analus condimentus extremus
“Say Heinz, you are one hot tamale, how do you fancy a night on the club scene this Saturday? Come over to my place and we can feast on fine burgers beforehand and even play Arse Pickles if you think you can handle the flavoursome treats I’m packin’.”
From the uncut video feature special entitled: “Heinz & Helmut Hit Hamburg With Hamsters”
“What ho Tarquin, m’lady has been withholding minge privileges for ten days now, my balls are as large as Seville oranges. What say you pop over before tea time for some cucumber sandwiches and a zesty game of Arse Pickles. That should put lead in both our pencils don’t you reckon old fruit?”
From the novel: I say vicar, my wife’s a stinker, I think I’ll try some bum-fun
From the uncut video feature special entitled: “Heinz & Helmut Hit Hamburg With Hamsters”
“What ho Tarquin, m’lady has been withholding minge privileges for ten days now, my balls are as large as Seville oranges. What say you pop over before tea time for some cucumber sandwiches and a zesty game of Arse Pickles. That should put lead in both our pencils don’t you reckon old fruit?”
From the novel: I say vicar, my wife’s a stinker, I think I’ll try some bum-fun
Arse Pickles by Monty Cornwall January 20, 2008
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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