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A nickname given to that weird guy who is just insanely good on the piano who despite his weirdness is capable of bringing men to tears and women to orgasm through his playing. Derived from the the Billy Joel song of the same name.
Guy: Who invited that weirdo?
Girl: It's cool. It's just pianoman.
Guy: sweet. Hey man do you know how to play (insert song title) ?
pianoman by Pianoman102283 March 30, 2009
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When a girl gives a footjob and shoulder massage simultaneously. She hugs him from behind while jerking her feet in an upwards and downwards motion around the penis and uses her hands on his shoulders in way that is similar to playing a piano.
Bobby: "I totally want a shoulder massage but I also REALLY want a footjob."
Dana: "It's okay, I'll do the pianoman... Danny and Amanda were talking about it today!"
Pianoman by APON September 8, 2013
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piano man 

A song by Billy Joel about why we live our lives the way we do.
The piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
They sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Piano man.
piano man by SalientAlien September 5, 2005

Piano Man 

A Nic-Name For The GREATEST Singer/Songwriter Ever Billy Joel
Billy Joel is well know by meny of his fans as (The) Piano Man.
Piano Man by Billy Joel Fan January 20, 2005

Pianobang 

When someone has sex while playing a piano.
Julie is a great pianist, and sexy too! I'd like to pianobang her really hard!
Pianobang by classicalmusicissexy October 9, 2009

pianohands 

When a person can’t keep his hands off you and it’s as though he is playing your body like you are a piano.
There is nothing like going out with pianohands, it’s a concert you won’t want to miss.
pianohands by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019