PHUSI 

to let out gas quietly. Breakwind without making a sound. No noise but real foul odor mostly a cause of eating a lot of vegetables and daal.

Sardaran di phusi bari gandi hondi aaye.

PHUSI by gastrointrologist May 13, 2005

phusi 

Breaking wind quietly. Letting out gas without making a sound. Lethal weapon used by Indian armed forces.

sardaran di phusi tey beganliyan di budbu bari gandi hondi aaye

phusi by gastrointrologist February 22, 2005

cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.

Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

Phusaphyafus 

Ancient God of battery powered flight.

I am often asked "what did you name your drone"? I proudly reply "Phusaphyafus", and I laugh as they try to repeat it.

Phusaphyafus by AnacondaQ2 November 5, 2020

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

AP Physics 

Child abuse, plain and simple.

My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.

AP Physics by Dr. Bob24 December 23, 2014