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Having a project and/or schedule completely assraped by a pair of questionable professors. Permanently conjugated in the past tense. Derived from (and pronounced the same as) fucked
Well, I just got my project phucht. There goes seven weeks of hard work.
phucht by DC'06 November 9, 2006
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phucktard 

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.
He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.
phucktard by Varick July 16, 2008
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Phuchistar 

A coool , nice person , that i cant get enough of (: . He's theee besttt frieennd ive ever met & he makes my day everday , all day :D . He makes fun of a girl name Thi too much , but its all goood . He's funnny , and he would never fail to make you laugh . :D This guy is located in cambodia , because hes a loser and wont come back to the US . If you dont like this guy , your just jealous , because everyone has to like him . He's a shoe head & all he buys is shoes . If you ever mess with him , this girl name Thi will be ready to beat youu upp . :D He's always there for you no matter what and you can NEVER stay away from him . This guy is hellla cute , cuter than all the rest . All the girls are likeee hollerringgg at him , yaaa' knowww ? (: If you ever meet a Phuchistar , he should be a hell of a sweeett guy , & he always tells the truth . This guy is good at OMGPOP , & thinks he could beat everyone , which he can , mostly at poool . He has a good sense of style and looks hellla sexy in RED ! (: A Phuchistar is the most awesomest person , & you will NEVER regret meeting one :D , atleast Thi didnt . & You alwayss havee too loveee him , likeee a tedding bear (: ! Did I mention Thi loves him ? (:
Thi ; Have you met a Phuchistar yet ?

Stranger ; No , but I want to .

Thi ; YOU HSOULD MEET ONE , CUHZ I CANT STOP TALKING TO HIM . (:

<3 (:
Phuchistar by PhuchiSTAR12345 August 11, 2010
Phuch is the terminology used to express the true power of the word fuck in a fun way.
PHUCH you ya dirty Phucher, Go play hide and go PHUCH yourself =D
Phuch by Ry-bitch December 9, 2008

phucktarded 

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.
My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.
phucktarded by Fara April 9, 2004

phucktarded 

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.
Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded
phucktarded by Anonymous January 20, 2003
"This traffic is awful! It's a traffic phuchy!"
Phuchy by ahczysz July 30, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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