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phucktard
(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.
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phucht • phucktard • Phuch • phucktarded • Phuchistar • Phuchy • Phuct • phuctart • Phuctastic • phuc hu
Phuchistar
A coool , nice person , that i cant get enough of (: . He's theee besttt frieennd ive ever met & he makes my day everday , all day :D . He makes fun of a girl name Thi too much , but its all goood . He's funnny , and he would never fail to make you laugh . :D This guy is located in cambodia , because hes a loser and wont come back to the US . If you dont like this guy , your just jealous , because everyone has to like him . He's a shoe head & all he buys is shoes . If you ever mess with him , this girl name Thi will be ready to beat youu upp . :D He's always there for you no matter what and you can NEVER stay away from him . This guy is hellla cute , cuter than all the rest . All the girls are likeee hollerringgg at him , yaaa' knowww ? (: If you ever meet a Phuchistar , he should be a hell of a sweeett guy , & he always tells the truth . This guy is good at OMGPOP , & thinks he could beat everyone , which he can , mostly at poool . He has a good sense of style and looks hellla sexy in RED ! (: A Phuchistar is the most awesomest person , & you will NEVER regret meeting one :D , atleast Thi didnt . & You alwayss havee too loveee him , likeee a tedding bear (: ! Did I mention Thi loves him ? (:
Thi ; Have you met a Phuchistar yet ?
Stranger ; No , but I want to .
Thi ; YOU HSOULD MEET ONE , CUHZ I CANT STOP TALKING TO HIM . (:
<3 (:
Stranger ; No , but I want to .
Thi ; YOU HSOULD MEET ONE , CUHZ I CANT STOP TALKING TO HIM . (:
<3 (:
Phuchistar by PhuchiSTAR12345 August 11, 2010
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phucktarded
A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.
My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.
phucktarded by Fara April 9, 2004
phucktarded
Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.
People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.
That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.
All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded
People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.
That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.
All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded
phucktarded by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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