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Have you sawn a phosphorous 

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet
Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous

white phosphorus 

white phosphorus - aka Willie Pete , is a chemical weapon that use one of the common allotropes of the chemical element phosphorus. White phosphorus is used in smoke, illumination, & incendiary munitions, & is commonly the burning element of tracer ammunition. Other common names for white phosphorus munitions include WP & the slang terms Willie Pete & Willie Peter, which are derived from William Peter, the WWII phonetic alphabet rendering of the letters WP. White phosphorus is pyrophoric (it is ignited by contact with air) burns fiercely; it can ignite cloth, fuel, ammunition, & other combustibles.

It has to be stored under water when not in use ,
The Only way to put it out is to smother it .

If you were to get it on your skin it would burn

You down to your bones & teeth .

When dropped by airplanes & helicopters it's

Reminiscent of fireworks but raining down in

Greyish white streaks .

In WW II it was used as a smokescreen.

White phosphorus ignites when interacting with oxygen, releasing a large amount of smoke during combustion. The military can use the curtain to mask their troops movements.
white phosphorus has been used in WW II , Kabul, Fallujah ,
Syria, Afghanistan , the gaza strip ... pretty much the middle east.

It is comparable to agent orange & napalm which was used in Vietnam

All 3 are outlawed by the Geneva convention to not be used

On civilians during war time .

the burning temperature of phosphorus is 800–2500 °C; it sticks to various surfaces, including skin & clothes; the burning substance is difficult to extinguish. White phosphorus can cause deep burns down to the bones, & remnants of the substance in the tissues can ignite again after the initial
Treatment.
white phosphorus by Blu_leef July 4, 2023

Oxidative Phosphorylation 

Noun, a seemingly intricate demise of the krebs cycle that is a complete mystery to the human race yet also at the same time largely comical in the usage of vocabulary terms unknown to yourself or others.
I did not know the answer to my algebra test so I simply put Oxidative Phosphorylation....genius.

poopshoop 

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying
"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"
poopshoop by buffie May 13, 2007

Phosphophyllite 

A naive gem from earth that has went through suffering for thousands of years; losing different parts of their bodies during these times. First their legs and arms, then their head and then their eye(Phos -> Emo Phos -> Laphos -> Laphos short haired moon edition -> Crazy maniac Laphos -> Onion). In the end this poor baby turned into a shell of themselves that looks like sour cream and onion rings for some reason. Finally suffering ended for our poor baby.
Person 1: Man I feel bad for phosphophyllite...

Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure

Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!
Phosphophyllite by Hemimorphite August 24, 2023

Phosphorus 

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.
Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.
Phosphorus by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009