Phosphophyllite 

A naive gem from earth that has went through suffering for thousands of years; losing different parts of their bodies during these times. First their legs and arms, then their head and then their eye(Phos -> Emo Phos -> Laphos -> Laphos short haired moon edition -> Crazy maniac Laphos -> Onion). In the end this poor baby turned into a shell of themselves that looks like sour cream and onion rings for some reason. Finally suffering ended for our poor baby.

Person 1: Man I feel bad for phosphophyllite...

Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure

Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!

Phosphophyllite by Hemimorphite August 24, 2023

phosphophyllite 

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

phosphophyllite by Hlalakar June 24, 2020