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Phoning the 90s 

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
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terra-phorming 

A process which aims to turn people into products; a global warehouse selling pieces of everyone and our privacy to the highest bidders.
"My computer is infested with spyware... I've been terra-phormed!!

Friend 1: "Dude, what's with the mountain of unsolicited junk adverts you have?"
Friend 2: "I can't help it. I've been Terra-Phormed".

"Terra-Phorming; turning your privacy into profit."
terra-phorming by OF1975 April 16, 2008

poringland 

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.
I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT
poringland by anonamous99p June 11, 2006
Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.
Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.
Phosing by ManKitten November 5, 2010
The act of playing music through the loudspeaker of one's mobile phone. Usually done in public places, usually really pisses-off 99% of people near the offender.
The guy on the bus was phonin' until someone punched him in the face!
Phonin' by thedodgymonkey August 20, 2009
coleynt and heliophoria when they get married
in this video, we ranked the top 10 phorant moments
phorant by plutothebeloved July 10, 2021