When someone leaves a continuously worsening string of text messages because the receiver is unable to receive the messages. Often it begins with one topic, but ends up going into other items that have nothing to do with the original topic at hand.

OMG! My gf went on an epic phrant today when my phone battery was dead. I received a dozen messages from her. It started out with her being upset about me missing dinner last night, but continued on to that time I told her that her bff's dog was a complete asshole. (I made the dog comment 6 months ago)

phrant by PhrantVictim January 2, 2016

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Poorantined

When you can't leave the house because you are so broke.

Rachel: Hey, wanna go out tonight?
Jessica: Sorry, I can't leave the house.
Rachel: Why? We don't have to worry about the 'rona anymore. The whole quarantine thing is over.
Jessica: Yeah, I know, but I' m broke. Th
is stupid inflation has me poorantined.

Poorantined by serpdude April 12, 2022

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