Phorny

The desire to have sex while at the same time watch yourself in a porno.

Hey johnny how ya feeling? Actually bill, im kinda phorny. I wanna have sex with jane while watching my homemade sextape featuring me and janes sister.

by Gabriel43430 August 15, 2017

Phorny

Short for Pill-Horny, the crazed sexual state of arousement one reaches by taking a few E's.

Girl: "Everybody's so nice and I'm so phorny! Someone do me now!"
Boy: "Took a few hits of Love-X and I became so phorny I gabanged my ho all fucking night!"

by xtrasyn November 2, 2006

Phorny

When you figure out your parents get horny because the p comes from parents and the rest is horny

Person 1: Dude I saw the puberty video and figured out my parents get horny
Person 2: Actually it is phorny

by MightyBeast July 8, 2018

Phony Ericsson Walkman

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021

pornyub

You misspelled Pornhub (You're most likely on mobile)

I'm gonna go watch some pornyub, FUCK I MISSPELLED IT

by TheyTookAllGoodNames May 25, 2020

Pornythologist

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.

David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009

phony homie

a homie who is always letting you down. a bitch ass foo that pretends to be your friend but just wants something from you.

muther fucker i cant count on you, your a phony homie.

by emyke80 May 29, 2010