Phoidance

Avoiding interactions with people by looking at one's phone.
It can be hard to determine, but is obvious if one looks at their phone as they see someone approaching.
Variations of this include talking on the phone or having earbuds in to discourage people from interacting.

"I was walking back from library and this girl pulls out here phone as soon as she sees me, then puts it away and looks up when I walked by." "Classic phoidance."

by Great-will January 12, 2018

Phomance

A love relationship between a person and their phone

Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance

by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021

Phomance

A feeling of excitement or infatuation between a person and their phone

Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance

by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021

phowlancer

Some lazy ass guy.
phonetic German "Faulenzer"

You're such a phawkin phowlancer, dude!

by macist February 23, 2005

Phoidancing

The act of looking at one's phone to avoid looking at someone.

"I saw the same girl look down at her phone when I was on the other side of the quad, then looked up just as she walked by me. Why is she phoidancing so much?"

by Great-will January 12, 2018

Yoda-phobiance

A fear of yoda, yodas, or yoding.

My joints are getting achy again, I must take my insulin before I have a yoda attack, from my yoda-phobiance.

by Willy Wogoon November 6, 2022