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phonezombie by EddieMendès August 2, 2018
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phone zombie
A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
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phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013
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phone zombie
Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
phone zombie by Noir January 10, 2007
Pokezombie
A Pokezombie is a person who is so intent on playing Pokemon Go, that they forget about the real world and get in the way of people or get hurt stumbling around fixated on their screen.
*Person walks out onto road and gets hit by a car*
Driver: What the hell was that?
Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.
Driver: What the hell was that?
Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.
Pokezombie by NZAP 9041 July 11, 2016
cell phone zombie
People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.
cell phone zombie by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015
Pokezombie
Pokezombie by Criticalmass567 July 9, 2016
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phone zombie by Robot28L May 9, 2018
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