phonezombie

People that are walking watching their mobile phone instead of pay attention.

Phonezombies; distracted mobile phone users, mobile phone users that no longer pay attention.

by EddieMendès August 2, 2018

phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.

Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
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by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.

This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.

by Noir January 10, 2007

Pokezombie

A Pokezombie is a person who is so intent on playing Pokemon Go, that they forget about the real world and get in the way of people or get hurt stumbling around fixated on their screen.

*Person walks out onto road and gets hit by a car*
Driver: What the hell was that?

Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.

by NZAP 9041 July 11, 2016

cell phone zombie

People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.

The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.

by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015

Pokezombie

Someone who wanders around aimlessly in public playing Pokemon Go on their phones.

Look at all of those pokezombies! Someone throw a rock at them!

by Criticalmass567 July 9, 2016

phone zombie

A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.

A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.

by Robot28L May 9, 2018