Definitions by Maximumvelocity

Liabetes

Politicians suffer from Liabetes, that's why they lie all the time.

Liabetes by Maximumvelocity July 7, 2026

cell phone zombie

People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.

The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.

cell phone zombie by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015