petting a phoenix
Euphemism for public masturbation.
petting a phoenix by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013
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To Pull A Phoenix
To Pull A Phoenix Is to Yell "OBJECTION" when you don't have any evidence to support you and still end up winning. Most commonly done in a court room. This Originated By A Child By the Name Ben Martin While He was playing the "Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney" Series.
Prosecution : Betty Is A Slut because -
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!
To Pull A Phoenix by ChopStickes April 5, 2010
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pulling a Phoenix
When things line up too damn well for it to be a coincidence and is obviously just the universe fucking with you.
P1: Our writing is to damn similar to not have some sort of crossover or reference to eachother
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...
pulling a Phoenix by gladefreeze December 25, 2022
A PHOENIX
being so bad at something that you are called phoenix. phoenix's are usually bad at everything they do.
A phoenix
A phoenix by CyberIzDead March 1, 2024
kent phoenix academy
This school known for the stupidity, like people getting caught vaping in the bathroom, Halls always smell like weed, The whole school is drama. And what is up with the security?? Also why are the white girls always smoking signs? Don’t even get me started with the new school joining us. Also some of y’all need to stop stealing from the gas station and the dollar store. I get embarrassed walking in there now.
kent phoenix academy by imadome November 18, 2019
phoenix and dragon
Li Jun has a pendant of a phoenix and dragon that her boyfriend gave her as a pre-engagement present.
phoenix and dragon by Flyer Girl March 15, 2008
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