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medical procedure whereby a nine inch by nine inch pane of clear plexiglass is installed in the area of someone's stomach so they may properly see while their head is up their ass
After the President's successful plexotomy, the effects of his poor decisions were more apparent to him.
plexotomy by bigjobro August 16, 2003

phlebotoboon 

a ghetto black girl that works at the plasma donation place. mixture of phlebotomist and sheboon
Phizz jerks off at night thinking of phlebotoboon twerking while hooking him up to the machine
phlebotoboon by rontraughber March 27, 2023

Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"
Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.
Phlebotomise by Marty17 November 22, 2011

Phlebotomist 

The medical professional who steals the blood from your veins. (Aka, a real-life vampire)
That phlebotomist told me she couldn't get any blood from me because my vein kept rolling. (FYI, veins CANNOT roll)
Phlebotomist by Adieu February 27, 2011

phlebotomobility 

The level of skill the phlebotomists has or does not have to perform their daily phlobolomist duties.
Out of all the phlebotomists working at the hospital today, nurse John showed exceptional phlebotomobility compared to his Co workers in the phlebotomy department .
phlebotomobility by Bad_Kitty June 4, 2018

phlebotomizer 

Person who performs phlebotomy
Hello, I am here to draw your blood which makes me your phlebotomizer.
phlebotomizer by Graggleton January 26, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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