Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"

Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.

by Marty17 November 22, 2011

Phlebotomist

The medical professional who steals the blood from your veins. (Aka, a real-life vampire)

That phlebotomist told me she couldn't get any blood from me because my vein kept rolling. (FYI, veins CANNOT roll)

by Adieu February 27, 2011

phlebotomizer

Person who performs phlebotomy

Hello, I am here to draw your blood which makes me your phlebotomizer.

by Graggleton January 26, 2023