plexotomy

medical procedure whereby a nine inch by nine inch pane of clear plexiglass is installed in the area of someone's stomach so they may properly see while their head is up their ass

After the President's successful plexotomy, the effects of his poor decisions were more apparent to him.

plexotomy by bigjobro August 16, 2003

Plexiotomy 

Having a piece of plexiglass inserted into ones abdomen to make seeing the world possible due to the head being that far up one's ass.

Also see definition for Ricardo.

Plexiotomy by Anotherdaysucks September 27, 2004

Abdominal plexiotamy 

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.

The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.

Abdominal plexiotamy by byrd77 January 6, 2009

plexicotomy

A plexicotomy is having a piece of plexiglass installed in your navel. That way you can see where you are going while having your head firmly implanted in your ass.

I've seen some attitudes before, but this is epic. Someone here is in serious need of a plexicotomy.

plexicotomy by mcalus April 12, 2010

Phlebotomy 

the study of phlebs.

i passed my phlebotomy test

Phlebotomy by BlooGBlue February 23, 2019

plebotomy 

the study of freshmen or newbies in a field. Derived from plebe.

Why is Jill so obsessed that group of kids, they have nothing in common half are nerds, half are stupid jocks, half are stoner? Yeah but they are all freshman, she's a plebotomist. She's keeps track of all the plebes. Plebotomy is her field of study, at least while she's helping Amy run for class President.

plebotomy by riphighe September 18, 2024

plexionomy

An operation starting in the 1980's where a Yuppie could have their abdomen removed and replaced with plexiglass. The operation took place to allow them to be able to see while walking around with their head up their ass.

Original cost: $3.5 million
Upgrades available for the elites now known as hipsters consisting of tinted glass and built in wine dispensers.

That hipster has his head so far up his ass I think he needs a Plexionomy before he hurts himself.

plexionomy by BrutallyHonestBob&WorkofArt June 5, 2018