plebotomy 

the study of freshmen or newbies in a field. Derived from plebe.

Why is Jill so obsessed that group of kids, they have nothing in common half are nerds, half are stupid jocks, half are stoner? Yeah but they are all freshman, she's a plebotomist. She's keeps track of all the plebes. Plebotomy is her field of study, at least while she's helping Amy run for class President.

plebotomy by riphighe September 18, 2024

plexotomy

medical procedure whereby a nine inch by nine inch pane of clear plexiglass is installed in the area of someone's stomach so they may properly see while their head is up their ass

After the President's successful plexotomy, the effects of his poor decisions were more apparent to him.

plexotomy by bigjobro August 16, 2003

Plexiotomy 

Having a piece of plexiglass inserted into ones abdomen to make seeing the world possible due to the head being that far up one's ass.

Also see definition for Ricardo.

Plexiotomy by Anotherdaysucks September 27, 2004

Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"

Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.

Phlebotomise by Marty17 November 22, 2011

Plebology

The studies of plebology are made up of the observances of plebs, preferably through a pleboscope.

Imogen Plebmerton is studying plebology ;)))

Plebology by Ѫ May 31, 2018

Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease

When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.

Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.

Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease by Big Daddy Smurf May 22, 2011

Phlebotomy 

the study of phlebs.

i passed my phlebotomy test

Phlebotomy by BlooGBlue February 23, 2019