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plebotomy

the study of freshmen or newbies in a field. Derived from plebe.
Why is Jill so obsessed that group of kids, they have nothing in common half are nerds, half are stupid jocks, half are stoner? Yeah but they are all freshman, she's a plebotomist. She's keeps track of all the plebes. Plebotomy is her field of study, at least while she's helping Amy run for class President.
by riphighe September 18, 2024
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plexotomy

medical procedure whereby a nine inch by nine inch pane of clear plexiglass is installed in the area of someone's stomach so they may properly see while their head is up their ass
After the President's successful plexotomy, the effects of his poor decisions were more apparent to him.
by bigjobro August 16, 2003
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Plexiotomy

Having a piece of plexiglass inserted into ones abdomen to make seeing the world possible due to the head being that far up one's ass.
by Anotherdaysucks September 27, 2004
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Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"
Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.
by Marty17 November 22, 2011
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Plebology

The studies of plebology are made up of the observances of plebs, preferably through a pleboscope.
Imogen Plebmerton is studying plebology ;)))
by Ѫ May 31, 2018
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When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.
Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.
by Big Daddy Smurf May 22, 2011
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Phlebotomy

the study of phlebs.
i passed my phlebotomy test
by BlooGBlue February 23, 2019
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