Phlebotomy
the study of phlebs.
Phlebotomy by BlooGBlue February 23, 2019
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plexotomy
medical procedure whereby a nine inch by nine inch pane of clear plexiglass is installed in the area of someone's stomach so they may properly see while their head is up their ass
After the President's successful plexotomy, the effects of his poor decisions were more apparent to him.
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phlebotoboon by rontraughber March 27, 2023
Phlebotomise
Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.
Patient: That doesn't sound good.
Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.
Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.
Patient: That doesn't sound good.
Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.
Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.
Phlebotomise by Marty17 November 22, 2011
Phlebotomist
That phlebotomist told me she couldn't get any blood from me because my vein kept rolling. (FYI, veins CANNOT roll)
Phlebotomist by Adieu February 27, 2011
phlebotomobility
The level of skill the phlebotomists has or does not have to perform their daily phlobolomist duties.
Out of all the phlebotomists working at the hospital today, nurse John showed exceptional phlebotomobility compared to his Co workers in the phlebotomy department .
phlebotomobility by Bad_Kitty June 4, 2018
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