Phlebotomy 

the study of phlebs.

i passed my phlebotomy test

Phlebotomy by BlooGBlue February 23, 2019

plexotomy

medical procedure whereby a nine inch by nine inch pane of clear plexiglass is installed in the area of someone's stomach so they may properly see while their head is up their ass

After the President's successful plexotomy, the effects of his poor decisions were more apparent to him.

plexotomy by bigjobro August 16, 2003

phlebotoboon 

a ghetto black girl that works at the plasma donation place. mixture of phlebotomist and sheboon

Phizz jerks off at night thinking of phlebotoboon twerking while hooking him up to the machine

phlebotoboon by rontraughber March 27, 2023

Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"

Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.

Phlebotomise by Marty17 November 22, 2011

Phlebotomist 

The medical professional who steals the blood from your veins. (Aka, a real-life vampire)

That phlebotomist told me she couldn't get any blood from me because my vein kept rolling. (FYI, veins CANNOT roll)

Phlebotomist by Adieu February 27, 2011

phlebotomobility 

The level of skill the phlebotomists has or does not have to perform their daily phlobolomist duties.

Out of all the phlebotomists working at the hospital today, nurse John showed exceptional phlebotomobility compared to his Co workers in the phlebotomy department .

phlebotomobility by Bad_Kitty June 4, 2018

phlebotomizer 

Person who performs phlebotomy

Hello, I am here to draw your blood which makes me your phlebotomizer.

phlebotomizer by Graggleton January 26, 2023