phiglet

Used to describe a annoying as hell kid who is fat

Cole: look at that kid he’s a total phiglet
Henry: no I am not

by DinkerYuh March 12, 2024

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Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

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snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

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piglets

Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.

“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today”

by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019

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