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The act of failing but you fail so much the word "Phail" shouldn't even be spelled right for you let alone the word fail. As in, extreme ultra almost impossible to get failure.
Man, that guy messed up badly, phail.
Well, that guy messed up so badly that he broke all parts of his body, phial.
Phial by Mariokiller64 January 11, 2009
Words you can keep
another spelling for the word vial used in a particular RPG video game
Vaan obtains a phial of eye drops
phial by Dj CaDBuRy May 9, 2008
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phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.
Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.
phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.
Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.
"There is a problem with the left Phalange"
Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Sidewalk Phalanx 

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.
If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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