phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that
bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too
cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells
people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey
Jim! Look over there, remember that
guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?