phelpser  

A person who smokes weed and takes pictures of the act, which may or may not be released to british media.

You got any nug?

ya man.

How bout a camera?

what are you a phelpser ?

phelpser by beej345 February 4, 2009

Phelpster 

A person who smokes pot but still exceptionally excels in assorted aspects of life.

"Dude don't smoke pot, it will make you lazy."
"Don't worry man, I'm a phelpster. I've been getting straight A's since I was 5."

"Jon is a phelpster. He smokes a ton of pot but can still run faster than anyone I know."

Phelpster by R $money$ February 4, 2009

Phelpsed 

To get extremely stoned.

I got so phelpsed last night when we were hitting that bong.

Phelpsed by J-Money04 February 19, 2009

Phelpsed 

Ingesting 10,000 calories

Moosh in Indy says she Phelpsed herself at the Indiana State Fair because of all the fair food she ate over 5 days.

Phelpsed by Melanie @ Mel A Dramatic Mommy October 12, 2008

Phelpsed 

The act of being totally and utterly destroyed by your opponent. Although the loser may be absolutely "owned", ownage just doesn't do it justice. In Phelps' case, he "owned" world class athletes while at times making it look silly. You see being "owned" could mean that you fought a good fight- better luck next time. But to be Phelpsed is on a whole different level. In this instance, the loser was horribly defeated to the point that there was no purpose for his or her participation in the event.

The French got fucking phelpsed in the Olympics

Phelpsed by dhrdfggg October 16, 2008

Phelpsed Out

Totally over watching, hearing or talking about Michael Phelps, (American Olympian).

Tom: Hey dude, did you catch Phelps in the 400 relay last night?
JerrY: No man, I'm totally Phelpsed Out...

Phelpsed Out by The Deb October 13, 2008

Phelpsed 

By way of photographic proof, catching someone doing something incredibly damaging to their own reputation and tagging them on Facebook. As in Michael Phelps getting caught hitting a bong.

"I had my junk tucked back between my thighs, and Jessica totally phelpsed me. Now that the picture is out there I will never land gainful employment.

Phelpsed by Doc_X February 18, 2009