When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
By way of photographic proof, catching someone doing something incredibly damaging to their own reputation and tagging them on Facebook. As in Michael Phelps getting caught hitting a bong.
"I had my junk tucked back between my thighs, and Jessica totally phelpsed me. Now that the picture is out there I will never land gainful employment.
by Doc_X February 19, 2009