phantasexual
A person that can adjust or manipulate any sexual or non sexual situation or fantasy to achieve climax and/or orgasm.
phantasexual by Blackwidowseyes December 4, 2010
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pastasexual
adj -ly, -ler, -lest
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.
pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020
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plantsexual
some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community
you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality
you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality
person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"
plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021
Phansexual
Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously
Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual
Phansexual by Naadfghjklpouyagkdichcjk April 15, 2015
plantsexual
some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3
plantsexual by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
plantsexual
Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.
Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
plantsexual by smokey-skies March 18, 2022
Who made my son plantsexual?
Who made my son plantsexual? by MinionGorl November 2, 2019