Pantssexual

you are sexually attracted to pants stop why

Dumbass-im pantssexual
His mum- Go touch grass

Pantssexual by Alice69420 March 7, 2022

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

plantsexual 

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality

person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"

plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

pansexual 

Why is every one so fucking hot

We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans

pansexual by Wet man December 26, 2019

Pansexual Day 

First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!

First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!

Pansexual Day by Isamu Kaito November 5, 2019

Heteroromantic pansexual 

A person who can be sexually attached to someone regardless of gender (male,female,M2F trans,F2M trans, gender fluid etc) but is only romantically attracted to people of the opposite sex

Tom can be sexually attracted to any gender but will only be romantic with the opposite grander e.g Tim is attracted to Ryan ( who is gender fluid) and holly but will only date holly because he is a heteroromantic pansexual

Heteroromantic pansexual by QueenBanana October 16, 2016