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earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
Related Words
phakey • Phake • Pakey • pakeysha • Peakey • Phakelophobia • phaker • phakerr • Phakeup • Phasey
Wow, that pakey just tore the arms off that Republican with the speed of a gnat on crack!
Pakey by James Hanley October 28, 2003
adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.
A phony fan of the Philadelphia Phillies. These number of phakes dramatically increased following the Phillies 2008 World Series Championship and continues to grow.
Wow, there's so many people from Hazleton that are Phakes... Before 2008 I only knew a handful of Phillies fans and now they're everywhere!
Phake by SickOfTheBandwagon October 10, 2010
That Pakey can just mirror anything around him
Pakey by Brian Mcpake February 21, 2004
To fake a phone call while IMing.
Julie told me she was on the phone while we were chatting and she never came back. I found out she was just chatting with someone else. That phaker.
phaker by wisnagilicious August 15, 2006
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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