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the one with the humongously large phallus
wow the phaen
phaen by phaen April 28, 2025
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A cult dedicated to the two tall British needs Dan Howell and Phil Lester

yes, it's a cult
The phandom is literally everywhere. There is no escape.
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phanasan 

Phanasan (fan-ah-san) is a slang term used for a woman's vagina, sex with a woman or; for when a male is acting in a feminine manner. It is a popular new age slang word used as an alternative for the term 'pussy' or 'pussyole'. Mainly used and originates from Birmingham, England

(fan-ah-san)
Example A
Person 1: Bro, I don’t think I’ll be going out tonight, my girlfriend told me not to go, she’s angry I’ve been spending too much time playing footie with the lads and not with her.

Person 2: Just come, stop being such a Phanasan all the time!
Person 1: Fine, I’ll come out for one.

Example B
Person 1: How’d it go with that girl I saw you speaking to last night at the club?
Person 2: Yeah, went well. I ended up back at her accommodation and got some phanasan, you know I do it.
Person 1: Smashed it, I need to get some phanasan asap, I’m on a drought bro!

Example C
Person 1: Nah man, she told me to go down on her, I was like no way, I don’t do dem tingz
Person 2: Rah, you’re mad cuz, I love eating phanasan, the gyaldem love you for it.
Person 1: You’re narsty blud, eating phanasan, that could never be me fam.
phanasan by Seshonz March 13, 2023
phan is life
Phan by breifcase wanker132 April 18, 2016
Phan is the ship name of two British youtubers: Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil). Almost every person who sees Dan and Phil ship phan. Even Phan ships Phan. Phan is also known for ruining lives. Although Dan and Phil say they are not in a relationship, 99 percent of the world believes they are and that phan is real.
Me: Phan has taken over my life, Dan and Phil are just too perfect together. Phan is taking over my life.
Phan by Gonzalo July 12, 2015
Phan is a ship that is between two YouTubers, Danisnotonfire (aka Dan Howell, phil trash #1) and AmazingPhil (aka Phil Lester, flower child) This ship is known well for taking over peoples lives. If you are a living organism, you most likely ship phan, because honetly, even Phan ships Phan. Phan is often known for doing cute things together like, dancing to Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran, making collab videos, getting married in 2022, and living together. If you have never heard of phan the smart thing to do is: RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK, ESCAPE IT BEFORE IT TAKES YOU. That is a quote that many phandom members use when describing phan.
I ship Phan so much! They are such a cute couple!
phan by phil trash #2 September 10, 2015

phan trash 

A person who is subscribed to every account dan and phil have, follow them on every social media they have, and constantly blog about them on tumblr
Person one: omg dan and phil did a thing. I'm not okay. *rolls on the floor crying*
Person two: you are such phan trash
phan trash by Phils___ass May 14, 2015
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