Paenis

A different way to spell the word penis

"Hey randy give me that paenis"

by Robert Krista May 9, 2008

Paenis

A comedic spelling of the word "penis."

do u wanna see mah paenis bb

by Mattjod July 30, 2021

Paenis

^ This person is the biggest retard to walk the planet

Paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. It's not even creative.

by Gilman Chatsworth November 26, 2003

paenis

the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)

"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.

by daaaaag July 8, 2004