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A comedic spelling of the word "penis."
do u wanna see mah paenis bb
Paenis by Mattjod July 29, 2021
the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)
"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.
paenis by daaaaag July 7, 2004
^ This person is the biggest retard to walk the planet
Paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. It's not even creative.
Paenis by Gilman Chatsworth November 26, 2003

Regnfrakk på Pænis 

That word is the most superior word for Condom in the norwegian language.
Girl: you brought a condom?

Boy: i got the Regnfrakk på Pænis!

Girl: AH~ you make me so horny!!!

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit
Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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