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Pewny Penis
The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.
....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"
Pewny Penis by Twinky69 January 15, 2011
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Penny Rubbing
1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.
2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.
- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.
- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.
As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011
Peeny Greeny
Peeny Greeny by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021
JC Penny Gal
A nice looking lady. The kind you'd like to take home to Mama's house for supper.
A termed that was first used by Robert "Rabbit" Pitts while telling a story on the YouTube channel, Vinwiki.
A termed that was first used by Robert "Rabbit" Pitts while telling a story on the YouTube channel, Vinwiki.
Man 1: "So, how was your date with Charlene?"
Man 2: "Man, it was wonderful. She's a real JC Penny Gal and as sweet as can be."
Man 2: "Man, it was wonderful. She's a real JC Penny Gal and as sweet as can be."
JC Penny Gal by LM7 V8 May 25, 2021
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.