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Miniscule of sound 

The World's Smallest Nightclub.... wave goodbye to oversized superclubs, forget overpaid DJs with their seamless beat mixing.....this is somewhere a little more intimate..... with its one in one out door policy......some people describe it as the best clubbing experience of their lives......it's not big and it's not the ministry of sound!!!
'Avin it Tiny....
Punter : what is it?........
Bouncer : it's the world's smallest nightclub- The Miniscule of Sound!
Punter : can i come in?....
Bouncer : no
Miniscule of sound by Tiny Choons December 24, 2008

brandons miniscule penis 

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it
Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick
It's negative four out, my dick on miniscule

minisculinity 

minisculinity defined refers to a man cursed with smaller than normal male genitalia thereby calling into question his masculinity.
He acts like he's all that and a bag of chips, but the reality is, he is cursed with a bad case of minisculinity!
minisculinity by Stone Manpanther November 22, 2018

miniscurry 

'with great love.'
Happy Birthday Brandon!

miniscurry,
Jordan.

OR

you: Alright I'm off now, I'll catch you guys later. Miniscurry!

everybody: MINISCURRY!
miniscurry by fishy joe. August 6, 2009

minisculism 

A trend related to the tendency to write in lowercase letters as a means of conveying the easygoingness of someone or something.
Her instagram caption aesthetic follows minisculism.
minisculism by applebin September 4, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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