pettea

petty + tea = pettea
When you have tea but it's just petty, not ACTUAL tea.

Friend 1: "Ya'll, I have some tea."
Friend 2: "YES! SPILL the tea, QUENCH my thirst!"
Friend 1: *spills the tea*
Friend 2: Girrrrrl :/ that's just some pettea.

by itsnotaboutdads December 28, 2016

Mouse Petter

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

by MrB7 August 22, 2017

Pettan

Japanese word/slang for flat chest girl.

Rushia is pettan.

by Jacktheweeb January 13, 2022

pethead

Pethead is the name given to the die hard fans of English pop duo Pet Shop Boys

Time for a Pethead meet up

Being a Pethead is a lifestyle

You know you're a Pethead when you communicate in Pet Shop Boys song lyrics.

It's a Pethead thing, you wouldn't understand

by LeZazous May 14, 2016

Pettan

Japanese for flat. Can be used to say a girl has small boobs.

Gura is not boing boing, so she is hydrodynamic and also pettan. Ame however, has two big floaties to help her swim, so she is not pettan.

by Wordbert December 6, 2020

pethead

A Pethead is the name used to describe a die hard group of fans of English pop duo Pet Shop Boys.

Neil Tennant singer, songwriter Chris Lowe keyboard

"Time for a Pethead meet up" (groups of fans get together for shows and events featuring Pet Shop Boys)
"He/She/They communicate in lyrics, must be a Pethead thing"
"Pethead, it's a lifestyle!"

by LeZazous May 31, 2016

pettanko

In anime and manga, a flat-chested girl who is obsessive and/or insecure about this fact.

"You're into that anime girl? What are you, a lolicon?"
"She's not a loli, she's just a pettanko."

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009