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petty + tea = pettea
When you have tea but it's just petty, not ACTUAL tea.

Friend 1: "Ya'll, I have some tea."
Friend 2: "YES! SPILL the tea, QUENCH my thirst!"
Friend 1: *spills the tea*
Friend 2: Girrrrrl :/ that's just some pettea.

pettea by itsnotaboutdads December 28, 2016

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Mouse Petter

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

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Pettan

Japanese word/slang for flat chest girl.

Rushia is pettan.

Pettan by Jacktheweeb January 13, 2022

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pethead

Pethead is the name given to the die hard fans of English pop duo Pet Shop Boys

Time for a Pethead meet up

Being a Pethead is a lifestyle

You know you're a Pethead when you communicate in Pet Shop Boys song lyrics.

It's a Pethead thing, you wouldn't understand

pethead by LeZazous May 14, 2016

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Pettan

Japanese for flat. Can be used to say a girl has small boobs.

Gura is not boing boing, so she is hydrodynamic and also pettan. Ame however, has two big floaties to help her swim, so she is not pettan.

Pettan by Wordbert December 6, 2020

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pethead

A Pethead is the name used to describe a die hard group of fans of English pop duo Pet Shop Boys.

Neil Tennant singer, songwriter Chris Lowe keyboard

"Time for a Pethead meet up" (groups of fans get together for shows and events featuring Pet Shop Boys)
"He/She/They communicate in lyrics, must be a Pethead thing"
"Pethead, it's a lifestyle!"

pethead by LeZazous May 31, 2016

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pettanko

In anime and manga, a flat-chested girl who is obsessive and/or insecure about this fact.

"You're into that anime girl? What are you, a lolicon?"
"She's not a loli, she's just a pettanko."

pettanko by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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