pettea

petty + tea = pettea
When you have tea but it's just petty, not ACTUAL tea.

Friend 1: "Ya'll, I have some tea."
Friend 2: "YES! SPILL the tea, QUENCH my thirst!"
Friend 1: *spills the tea*
Friend 2: Girrrrrl :/ that's just some pettea.

by itsnotaboutdads December 28, 2016