petley 

An amphibian with 10/10 makeup skills who gives 1000000/10 head B)

"petley is god"
"I get on my knees for petley"
"I had a rough day, I should pray to petley for some action tonight"

petley by Cock-a-leekie May 10, 2022

eatey petey

Eatey petey means a man that eats box like a pro but then turn around and deny the shit. It’s the too cool for school ass niggas. It be the niggas that hate hoes.

“Fuck a thotiana I’m looking for a eatey petey”

“He look like a eatey petey”

“He ate me out like a eatey petey”

eatey petey by HemaEbk March 25, 2019

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

Petey Bow-Wow 

A beefy guy who only gets a woman with money.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.

Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.

My moms has got herself a Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.

The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.

Petey Bow-Wow by strangle the cat . com April 6, 2021

Petey Williams Guy 

A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.

The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.

Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.

Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."

Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."

Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"

Petey Williams Guy by Mick Floyd October 17, 2008

peteying 

When another person (more commonly a boy) breast feeds, licks the nipples, or sucks the nipple of a girl when hooking up.

Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.

pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)

1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him

peteying by funinthebush123 May 10, 2011

Petey Pablo 

When a man twists his nuts around until they are wound up tight, puts them in someones mouth, and lets them spin around like a helicopter.

My girlfriend let me give her a Petey Pablo last night.

Petey Pablo by Pablomatic August 14, 2018