5 definitions by MBP2000

The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

by MBP2000 August 17, 2019

BMW Brad

The magnetic attraction a self centred douche bag and the automotive equivalent of a Giant Douche.

That is the worst driving I have ever seen. What a typical BMW Brad.

by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

Facebook

Facebook, or “The Facebook,” is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.

I have 3,000 friends on the Facebook but I still feel so lonely.

Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.

by MBP2000 August 23, 2019

Guy’s Weekend

When a group of gentlemen gather, usually at a cottage, and engage in non-sober activities. Eventually someone goes too far, things get a bit gay, and somebody gets kicked out. There is also drinking games, euchre tournaments and hundreds of high fives.

Hey are you going to guy’s weekend? Yeah for sure... but I hope Bradford isn’t so handsy this year.

by MBP2000 August 23, 2019

Delorean

An imaginary car that causes magical damage to a client's car during an insurance claim.

Client "The other car came out of nowhere"

Insurance Adjuster "Ah, must have been a delorean"

by MBP2000 November 20, 2013