petitbon

complete chode (petite boner)

that fat kid has a total petitbon

by onembtii February 13, 2017

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Petition

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petition

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

Pettibone

To Bone in a Fun way

If ur drunk and havin sex, u might wanan call it Pettibone,cause u dont know what ur doing.

by Jayson Pettibone October 27, 2007

Petition

The democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread ✨

by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020

Pettibon'd

To severely injur ones self as a result of a lack of sleep, or intelligence.

I almost pettibon'd my arm off,with a band saw, i need some sleep.

by Deep derpin November 16, 2017