pet cock

1. the #1 penis one is currently having sex with- no strings attached

2. the alternative penis one is having sex with while #1 cock is out of town

I need another pet cock until my pet cock comes back Monday.

by Bicycle101 November 19, 2010

pet cock "rome"

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly

Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 9, 2021

pet cock valve

The valve at the bottom of your car's radiator

"Open the pet cock valve to drain the coolant"

by odis85 October 9, 2006

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

petcock

A small valve or faucet used to drain or reduce pressure, as from a boiler or radiator.

Before you remove that radiator, open the petcock and let it drain.

by Reaper October 13, 2003

petcock

To stroke the cock with a petting motion. This is typically done to make the cock stand alert.

That bitch was trying to get my attention so she pulled the ole petcock and I stood at attention immediately.

by Estes June 28, 2011