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pestoon

It means breast in Farsi and Persian. Americans who speak Farsi/Persian use it to refer to a female breast. The plural is pestoons. pestoon-band means bra.
Her left pestoon is bigger than her right pestoon.
by William James Smith III July 2, 2018
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pestogne

Pestogne simply means penis, dick, cock or any word with that meaning.
My pestogne is bigger than yours.
by A guy >_> July 17, 2005
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WeCare Pestcontrol

The best Pest control services in Hyderabad and nearby satellite towns, apparently they offer cost effective and reliable services for pest controls both industrial & domestic purposes.
Girl 1 : "These Termites are are a nightmare!"
Guy 1: "How do I get rid of these annoying rats in my house?!"
Chad GUY : " Duh!, Haven't you both heard of Wecare Pestcontrol?!"
Guy1&Girl2: "Umm What's that?"
Chad GUY : "The exact solution for the problems you've been complaining about, it's the best pest control service in town."
by peppatree November 30, 2021
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pestoodle

When the pesticides you ingested mess your stool.
Fuck dude, I'm getting pestoodled again from that glyphosate!
by leedleman November 23, 2019
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Pestoons

Pestoons are female breasts. It is the plural of pestoon. People who speak Farsi/Persian refer to breasts as pestoons in the English language.
Her pestoons are so beautiful that I would goo a gallon on them.
by William James Smith III June 30, 2018
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Robert Peston

A banker's shill.
He is among the first liars to peddle the British Bankers Association propaganda that, "we {all} borrowed too much".

You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare individual borrowers are responsible for the total amount lent to all borrowers. You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare banks aren't.
Peston isn't a moron, therefore he is a liar.

To deduce Peston is a banker's shill it is enough to hear him describe the £14bn misselling of PPI over a decade by virtually all the banks as 'sincerely following the rules'. No honest intelligence worthy of that description could use sincere of the banks in this context. Ergo he is a deceitful, lying, corrupt, banker's shill.
You need more? OK.
The energy firm SSE were guilty of identical misselling of domestic power, to the tune of about £5 million. Peston deduced dishonesty, he said - "the statistics suggest there was something pretty rotten at the core of the industry", BBC News, 5 April 2013.

One misselling of £14bn (possibly £24bn) over a decade is 'sincerely following the rules', and another identical fraud worth £5 million 'shows a rotten core'.

The difference in describing these two tales of identical misselling is simply too different to be both explained and innocent.
Are you deducing what I'm deducing?

Any honest intelligence reviewing the facts is forced to conclude that Robert Peston is corrupt and, applying Occam's razor, that he is in the pockets of the BBA. Ergo - Banker's Shill.
by Harry Alffa June 17, 2013
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Pestronize

To pester and patronize at the same time. Talking down to someone in an annoying fashion. See pester see condescending
I forgot my password, and I set my password hint as “you know it” and now it’s pestronizing me.

Bob is such jerk. He pestronizes me all the time by talking down to me constantly. He never stops bugging me about stuff I already know.
by MusicMajorProbs December 4, 2017
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