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pestoodle 

When the pesticides you ingested mess your stool.
Fuck dude, I'm getting pestoodled again from that glyphosate!
pestoodle by leedleman November 23, 2019
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Pastroodle 

(n.) Sweaty and slimy sexual intercourse.
(v.) Turning your partners butthole inside-out.
V. Me and Duncan were pastroodling and his dad walked in.. and then joined.
N. Me and my girl just walked out of the sauna, we had pastroodle.
Pastroodle by charlie’s bitch March 27, 2020
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A clumsy but lovable guy who cracks up at his own jokes when no one else is laughing but he doesn't really care. A free spirit who is a bit childish but has a big heart even though wicked at times! He is also known as bloo, much like the character from Foster's! This guy is one in a million! You'd be very lucky to come across a potoodle in your lifetime!
Only a potoodle could do something as silly as that!
Potoodle by Jojobeanie February 4, 2010

Pitoodle 

A pit bull who never got the memo that pit bulls are supposed to be dangerous and scary. Literally, a dog with the body of a PIT bull and the soul of a pOODLE.
Max is getting beaten by the cat again - he is such a pitoodle!
Pitoodle by Etymoloygizer August 27, 2007

peedoodled

So excited you nearly put your pants on upside down
I was so peedoodled before the ceremony I near put my pants on upside down."

-mr scatter: the ballad of Lucy whipple
peedoodled by Thewordbirdturd May 15, 2015

patoodles 

Patoodles means anything and can not be bounded by the constraints of a single mere definition.
Bitch or bitchy.
A boy named Jordan.
Aye Patoodles get over here.
You're Patoodles.
That's Patoodles.
patoodles by Tj Macky September 22, 2016

Pontoodleoodle 

Taking the Glans of the penis and smothering them with cottage cheese to make a sandwich like substance.
Woman: Hey dude! let me try some of that Pontoodleoodle!
Guy: Of course! my pleasure woman.
Pontoodleoodle by TeapNat December 22, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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