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Percrasterbate 

It what u do when u hav eto get something done but u dont do it by masterbating
i was supose to write this paper for english but insted i percrasterbated.

Percrushing

When a percussion section member has a crush on another percussion member.
Amy: Tommy always holds my hand when he corrects my drumming during band and then he waves to me everyday.
Jane: He's totally percrushing on you!
Percrushing by Spongebobgal April 4, 2011

perfcrastinator 

Someone who is both a perfectionist and a procrastinator. Often their procrastination stems from their tendency towards perfectionism.
Alana kept procrastinating on doing the job because she wanted to make sure she did it perfectly, she's such a perfcrastinator.
perfcrastinator by DGotty September 12, 2017

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination
If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.
procrashtinate by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Pervcrastination 

Avoiding doing something useful or something that needs doing by perving on someone or something. A play on 'procrastination'.
do your work! you're so good at pervcrastination
Pervcrastination by StarkRavingEmo December 16, 2010

Procrashtination 

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.
'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'
Procrashtination by castlering February 13, 2024
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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