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A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.

Arke does NOT have a wild ass.
perte: I don't like arke's ass
-meme posted-
perte: shh
perte by TXN Perte' January 15, 2017
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17.8 Percent 

The alleged percentage of players that join former Twitch streamer Arcadum's Dungeons & Dragons games that remain friend after the games.

Used as a substitute for his name or as a copypasta.
"I can give you a percentage. It is actually, I believe it is, 17.8% of the people I run D&D for will continue to be my friends once the game is done. I have made that calculation. I have made that calculation on 4 separate occasions. The evidence is empirical." ~ Mr. 17.8 Percent
17.8 Percent by Qwert the Wert September 2, 2021
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47 percent 

Approximately, 47% of the households did not pay federal income tax in 2011. This was in part because the Republicans lowered taxes on the poor to justify huge tax reductions for the extremely wealthy classes during the Bush Era. However, many in the 47% category still pay other types of taxes such as payroll taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, state income taxes, and fees, etc.

The Romney Doctrine promotes the idea that many of these people are unable to change because they feel like they are victims. This includes retirees and elderly, poor that are sick or disabled, mentally incompetent, working poor, under employed and unemployed, students, and farmers who depend on government assistance during part of their lives. Many of these people feel entitled to these government benefits after paying into these systems for most of their lives through income and payroll taxes and fees. And many of them will not vote for a presidential candidate that will dismantle much of the social safety net, or that favors a privatization of these systems.
Approximately, 47 percent of the households in the US did not pay income taxes.
Most of these households paid payroll, and other state and federal taxes and fees.
47 percent by mlhiss September 19, 2012

Nine Percent 

A Chinese boy band of 9 boys which was put together in the show Idol Producer.
Person 1 : Omg did you finish watching Idol Producer?
Person 2 : Yeah, I'm totally gonna stan Nine Percent now!
Nine Percent by caixukun June 15, 2018
A silly way of calling someone a Pervert. The v in pervert is replaced with a b because of how Koreans sometimes pronounce it. Originates in Twitch Streamer HAchubby's channel.
Nymn: "Look at his butt!"
HAchubby: "You are just perbert."
Perbert by NammersArePepega October 22, 2019

Partential

adj. In golf, when a player has a good chance, or the potential to Par the current hole. A strong favoring of scoring par on a hole.
If Bobby has an easy putt from four feet away, then he has partential.
Partential by Wiseman James85 February 4, 2010

pentesting 

A penetration test, or pen test, is an attempt to evaluate the security of an IT infrastructure by safely trying to exploit vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities may exist in operating systems, service and application flaws, improper configurations, or risky end-user behavior.
I'm pentesting Microsoft's website to see if they're vulnerable for XSS.
pentesting by SevnDev May 25, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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