Pertenda
Pertenda by J.E. Finney August 11, 2009
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Pretendance
Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.
Pretendance by jester66 March 5, 2013
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pretendation
(taken from a real MSN conversation)
Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.
Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!
Me: Sure.....
Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.
Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!
Me: Sure.....
pretendation by coolbeans June 12, 2008
pretenda-hoe
girl who acts like she likes to take or suck alot of cock and misleads many guys into thinking so. (prude hoe)
That girlsleeps in many guys beds but sucks/fucks none of them, what a pretenda-hoe. I hate girls that give rub downs and nothing further; they are such pretenda-hoes.
pretenda-hoe by Shark River Boys November 3, 2009
Pretendafriend
(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!
Pretendafriend by THATgirl1986 January 5, 2011
pretendabilty
For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.
Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
pretendabilty by abort-worthy May 27, 2017
False Pretenda
A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.
Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob
Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob
False Pretenda by Somal007 April 30, 2014
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