Pertenda 

1)A Fake, A Fraud, A Wannabe, A paper Champion

"yo he a ture pertenda"

Pertenda by J.E. Finney August 11, 2009

Pretendance

Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.

Rick had perfect pretendance at the weekly sales meetings this month.

Pretendance by jester66 March 5, 2013

pretendation 

my friend made up this word, it means the state of pretending something.

(taken from a real MSN conversation)

Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.

Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!

Me: Sure.....

pretendation by coolbeans June 12, 2008

pretenda-hoe 

girl who acts like she likes to take or suck alot of cock and misleads many guys into thinking so. (prude hoe)

That girlsleeps in many guys beds but sucks/fucks none of them, what a pretenda-hoe. I hate girls that give rub downs and nothing further; they are such pretenda-hoes.

pretenda-hoe by Shark River Boys November 3, 2009

Pretendafriend 

a person who only wants to be your friend when they need something or you are their last resort.

(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!

Pretendafriend by THATgirl1986 January 5, 2011

pretendabilty 

For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.

Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)

Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.

"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."

pretendabilty by abort-worthy May 27, 2017

False Pretenda 

A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.

Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob

Holy shit...that guy Pooni is such a fuckin' false pretenda!

False Pretenda by Somal007 April 30, 2014