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Big Dick,Big Balls,Very Buff,Sexy,Athletic. But only if you have it as a last name. A Perteet is very secret about his life but tells his friends DIFFERENT and he is always happy but secretly depressed.
"Damn What are you a Perteet"?
perteet by Luna G. xXx May 21, 2018
Words you can keep

peteetong 

(pet-tee-tong)
1.) a verbal salute used as a greeting or at departure
2.) a word used in celebration
popularized by Larry Wachs, the Jew of THE REGULAR GUYS, a popular radio show in Atlanta,Ga. The word originates from a call by an inebriated listener refered to as "Stoner Mike" a self proclaimed wordsmith/catch-phrase creator. The word was stored to the Regular Guys soundbyte library and is played at various times throughout the show, as well as a remixed version at the end of the show.
Hey Guys, peteetong, F-U Steve
Peteetong to you sir.
peteetong by Hefftone February 23, 2008
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peteetong 

The name of the cow that lives in the median of the I-75 and I-675 interchange south of Atlanta.
Damn, Peteetong almost walked into rush hour traffic today!
peteetong by gagrl999 September 5, 2013

Perthetic 

Adj;
Portmanteau of the words 'Perth' and 'Pathetic', pronounced Perth-thetic; in reference to the state of social existence or general attitudes of residents in the city of Perth, Australia. Often associated with laziness or an extreme 'Ho-Hum' demeanor.
-What do you mean you're closing at 4:30?! The sign says you're open till 5. That's just Perthetic

-The drivers here are perthetic! Doesn't anyone actually care about getting to where they're going? Hey Jerkass! The Overtaking Lane is for Overtaking!!!
Perthetic by Sneaky Tiki March 25, 2011

Permeethian 

Another word for gay cat. If your cat is having homosexual relations, he or she is a permeethian.
"Dude, your cat is licking another boy cat, he must be a permeethian."
Permeethian by Urban Duude May 2, 2018
The smell of women period and feet.
"There's nothing like the smell of perfeet. You better recognize. Respect."
perfeet by feetichist March 9, 2005
it's a another Word of Permenent Teeth
look, Permenent + Teeth = Perteeth bruh
Mom: OMG you got a Perteeth!
You: a Perteeth?
Mom: Yes a Perteeth
You: When i have a Perteeth ummm.. i think it will Fall
Mom: don't be silly Son,
You: Yes it's true Slime Head!!
Mom: you're Grounded for insaulting Me!
You: Whaet NOO!!
You: i was joking i promise
Mom i know you're Lying!
Mom: that's it, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE SMALL HUMEN!
Perteeth by All Sail! June 5, 2020
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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