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pertegger 

An egg pertater. It’s caused by the shape that the moon makes when you take a blurry photo of it with a crappy phone camera.

Pertegger = egg pertater (potato)
That moon photo looks like a pertegger.
pertegger by ChaosGnome April 21, 2021
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Hall of Preggers 

A place where two or more women who are pregnant and in close proximity to each other, but do not have husbands, fiancees or otherwise dependable men in their lives.
Man 1: "Hey, I see Jessica and Karen are shopping together."

Man 2: "Yeah, they are the Dynamic Duo from Planet Baby Momma."

Man 1: "What?"

Man 2: "Yep, they roam the earth with their unwanted kids in a dangerous quest to find the Welfare Check since their Baby Daddies are too busy having sex with other chicks. It's the only way they can inspire the success of baby mommas everywhere."

Man 1: "Oh, where do they meet?"

Man 2: "At the Hall of Preggers, of course!"
Hall of Preggers by Preggerses July 20, 2011

Perfaggerate 

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.
Perfaggerate by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

preggers 

I shouldn't have fucked around, because I got preggers.
preggers by sHiNtSuKi-PeNgUiN July 31, 2004

Preggerize 

Are you sure you didn't preggerize her?
Preggerize by Thexder4 October 21, 2011

preggers 

A term used by both Upper and Lower class British Citizens while talking to friends to claim that their life long partner is pregnant.

Examples Follow:
Upper Class:
Toff 1: Oh my wife is preggers you know.
Toff 2: Oh congratulations!!! I know you have been trying for ages, how far along is she?

Lower Class:
Chav 1: YA NO THAT BIRD I HOOKED UP WIT @ AMADAUS, I GOT HER RIGHT PREGGERS!!!
Chav 2: AH SHIT MAN, WHATCHA GUNNA DO?!?!
Chav 1: I CHANGED ME NUMBA N ME ADDRESS, SHE AIN'T GUNNA FIND ME. I'M NA LONGA AT 36A HIGH ST, I'M NOW AT 36B HIGH ST.
preggers by Bored Badger May 8, 2005

preggerz 

girl1: are you preggerz yet
girl2: yeah Jeff didnt use acondom
preggerz by Lu Lu Karie January 22, 2012
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