permacoked 

A state of inebriation caused by excess consumption of C17H21NO4 (cocaine for laymen), resulting in self-generation of the aforementioned substance inside the nasal cavity, removing both the need for the act of purchasing and the act of snorting this substance due to permanent presence of an everlasting self-reinforcing high.

Luc is clearly permacoked... Ever since that night he pushed JP off his bike decades ago, he's just been riding that high without ever coming down.

permacoked by Hanz Neuer October 13, 2020

Permastoked 

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.

Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!

Permastoked by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

Permazoned 

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned

Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.

Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011

Permabaked 

Someone that has smoked so much weed, that they act, look, and speak like they are stoned even when they aren't.

Dude, do you hear him slurring his words?

Yeah, that guy's Permabaked

Permabaked by 311isBEAST!! November 15, 2011

permabored 

The state of being bored for a duration longer than most can attain or withstand. Permaboredom can be a condition on its own or a symptom of a much larger problem.

Elena: I am so bored.
Rebecca: Me too, I've been bored like all month.
Elena: I think we are permabored.
Rebecca: Yah let's go do something stupid.

Friend #1: Joe hasn't been out of his house in weeks!
Friend #2: Yeah after his girlfriend broke up with him he's stayed inside.
Friend #1: He is probably permabored by now.

permabored by E'lena February 28, 2011

Permastoked 

Permanently Stoked

Bob is permastoked about turning 21

Permastoked by EQstorm December 22, 2008