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To be perley is to synonomize the definitions of the words "spotless" and "attractive", implying wide desiration among the opposite sex. More of a ebonical term than anything, the word perley has garnered most of its usage from the black community.

I.e. so we went to the bar and my buddy matt was so perley with the girls, he didn't have to buy a drink all night.
I.e. that guys perlier than brad pitt in a room full of single women.

perley by jonathan perley March 28, 2008

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Perley-Francis Trap

When you date a female of the Perley-Francis clan, you become caught in their trap, and therefore called the Perley-Francis Trap.

How it happens: You become very happy with them, and when you get to the peak of happiness, they knock you down, and make your life a living hell, and you can't escape the trap without losing some sort of your sanity.

Stranger 1:"What's wrong with him, she's such a bitch to him, but he keeps chasing her"

Stranger 2:"He's in the Perley-Francis Trap, man, he can't help it."

Perley-Francis Trap by Shippidge May 18, 2013

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Perley Tozer

A shot consisting of one part lemon gin, one part blue coroco and a purple candy of some sort. (ex: skittle, ju jube)

Those Perley Tozers are killer!! I had so many last night at the bar that I couldn't remember my own name this morning.

Perley Tozer by tgav April 6, 2004

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richard perle

An evil zealot who promotes slaughter for profit.

Adolf Hitler

richard perle by zebedee March 29, 2003

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perlyn

It means she is a beautiful pearl of the most hardest shell to crack which also means she is awesome

being a perlyn would be my dream come true!
Everyone would adore me!

perlyn by Eloveanimals May 18, 2016

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richard perle

Saturnine associate of Beelzeebub who has his claws up the ass of a grinning airhead puppet by the name of Bush.

My name is Perle. Welcome to my web!

richard perle by Finney July 3, 2003

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Perle

The most beautiful, pretty, sexy and intelligent girl in the world. She is always friend with someone who name's Anna.

Perle, the perfect girl.

Perle by iloveoctopus December 3, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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