periodjob
The fetish to penetrate a woman who is going through her periods, typically while wanting to keep it messy, and then having her suckle on your blood covered penis. A direct descendant of scat porn.
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periodong
damnn, the sex last night was so good we didn't even realize she was on her period until i noticed my periodong
i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong
i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant
i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong
i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant
periodong by periodingdong May 11, 2016
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periodnoid
periodnoid by Erick Gastelum January 14, 2008
Periodover
If you thought your period was going away well be wrong cause life is unfair.
The felling when your symptoms are too much so you are drunk and the next morning you will feel like complete shit but you shit yourself with blood!
The felling when your symptoms are too much so you are drunk and the next morning you will feel like complete shit but you shit yourself with blood!
Periodover by FuckMotherNaturePotato June 18, 2017
Periodontist
Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..
Dentist that's still trying to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.
Gum gardeners...
Dentist that's still trying to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.
Gum gardeners...
Periodontists and douches are interchangable in the real world,
while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.
while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.
Periodontist by EndoIce September 22, 2010
Periododicphobia
Girl: "Why haven't you talked to me lately?! It's making me mad..."
Guy: "Sorry babe, I have periododicphobia."
Guy: "Sorry babe, I have periododicphobia."
Periododicphobia by Keynon June 11, 2005
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