periodjob

The fetish to penetrate a woman who is going through her periods, typically while wanting to keep it messy, and then having her suckle on your blood covered penis. A direct descendant of scat porn.

Ryan - I told Zeeshu that I had a fetish for a good periodjob. She didn't mind, but i'm never doing this again.

David - My girlfriend broke up with me when I asked her for a periodjob.

by senpaikee February 24, 2022

periodong

blood on a mans penis (dong) after intercourse due to a woman being on her period

damnn, the sex last night was so good we didn't even realize she was on her period until i noticed my periodong

i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong

i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant

by periodingdong May 11, 2016

periodnoid

When women are on their period and get angry by every single thing.

Gabriel: Shit, Vivian really is on her period!
Erick: Yeah dude! She's periodnoid!

by Erick Gastelum January 14, 2008

Periodover

If you thought your period was going away well be wrong cause life is unfair.
The felling when your symptoms are too much so you are drunk and the next morning you will feel like complete shit but you shit yourself with blood!

"I'm totally going to have a periodover tomorrow"

by FuckMotherNaturePotato June 18, 2017

Periodontist

Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..

Dentist that's still trying to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.

Gum gardeners...

Periodontists and douches are interchangable in the real world,

while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.

by EndoIce September 22, 2010

Periododicphobia

The male fear of females when it's "that time".

Girl: "Why haven't you talked to me lately?! It's making me mad..."
Guy: "Sorry babe, I have periododicphobia."

by Keynon June 11, 2005

Periodona

Basically means exactly
A boujee way of saying period but with more emphasis

She looks so good today like periodona!!!

by Chloe j May 24, 2020