pepressed

depression because of no pepsi :((

'Pepsi was sold out in the convenience store..'

'Oh god, is your pepression coming back?'

'I think I'm pepressed..'

by idontknowwhat_to_put_here September 27, 2023

Pressed Lemon

A lemon that is pressed.

or

More commonly a 'repressed lesbian'

Thanks to tumblr users this term is used to describe Quinn Fabray from the popular television show 'Glee'.
Faberry shippers are convinced that Quinn is infact a lesbian due to some of her actions on the show, and fans are urging her to realize the feelings she has for Rachel Berry.

Example 1

Rachel: What is a pressed lemon?

Quinn: A lemon that is pressed.

Example 2

James: Do you think Quinn is in love with Rachel and is secretly a pressed lemon ?

Faberry shiper: If those pornographic drawings on the bathroom wall, the very detailed but not very accurate drawing of Rachel Quinn drew with hearts around it, the stares in Keep Holding On, and opposite sex insults are anything to go by, its no secret. I'd say Quinn is definitely a pressed lemon.

Example 3

Rachel: After 6 months of intense deductive reasoning training, which of course i never really needed in the first place due to my natural ability, I have come to the conclusion Quinn Fabray that you are in fact a pressed lemon!
Quinn: No I'm not man hands!
Rachel: See!!
Quinn: Shut it Berry!
Rachel: Pressed lemon.

by Charlie746 August 11, 2010

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

repressed emo

Exactly what it sounds like. An emo who has been repressed, most likely due to the breaking up of My Chemical Romance. If they here Welcome to the Black Parade, they will get emotional probably

Example 1:
That One Guy Who Delivers Bad News: "Dude, MCR broke up the other day!"
Innocent Fellow Emo:"What! I have to check on Kyle! He's probably already a repressed emo!"

Example 2:
Quote on Quote"Filthy Pranker": Hey dude, check out this song
*Plays Welcome to the Black Parade*
Totally Unsuspecting Repressed Emo; "Why?!?!? You know I'm a repressed emo dude!" *Starts getting emotional*

by Just.Him.Again June 11, 2017

Depressed

When you don't understand anything. When Life seems hopeless, pointless, and exhausting. You want to punish yourself. You feel helpless. No one understands. You just want to end everything, and go to sleep and never wake up. You hate. Yourself. Your friends. Your family. You hate with you everything. Your eyes become empty, and people don't care. They don't listen.

Today I stayed in bed for as long as I could, until mom and dad made me get up. I didn't want to move, didn't want to eat, didn't want to talk. Everything seemed so pointless. I think I might be depressed.

by Marissa Petit August 5, 2008

Depressed

Every other definition sums it up

These examples of depression are getting me really depressed

by Coreilly11 October 6, 2013

depressed

Pointlessness, a constand feeling of being horrified beyond beleif, an intense feeling of the absolute end. Waking up and not being able to get out of bed, every second of everyday is a battle to survive your horrifying feelings. You can't think straight, it's not about personal strength or being weak, it is an illness that swallows your life. You are trapped in the coldest, most pointless hell. You feel the immence indifference of the world. Your world stands still and every object you see, every person you see, sends you a feeling that you are worthless and no body cares. Mental terror- seems like it will never ever ever go away. You want to do something about it but you are tied up. It is anger without the enthusiasm. Sadness without the comfort of tears. You just stare, and feel the most hollow, scarey feeling, your spirit dies, your passion dies, the joy you once had seems like somebody elses. You want to duck tape yourself to your bed, never eat, and smoke a pack of cigarettes. Nothing, even comforting words from your mother and supportive friends come across as overwhelmingly meaningless. Every sound is annoying, melodies of songs scare you. Smells make you weak. You force down your food, you force out your words, going to the bathroom is a chore. You want to rott and you hate every second of it. You realize how it feels to be the homeless, to have no heart, to have to much of a heart. You self sabotage yourself with every thought and word, you don't grow until afterwards, while you are in it you drop to the bottom and can't figure anything out and if you try you fall faster. Going outside out of your apartment would take extreme courage. You look at the ground as you walk, you don't look up cause your spirit will crumble, you want to be normal, you want to be a good person, but you can't cause you are SICK, just as sick as someone with cancer or aids but it is in your head, you can't look at anyone in the eye, you stare at there neck and hope the moment is over soon. All you can do is bare down, and eat the shit sandwich that is your life. Day after day, night after night repeat, right when you think you may be feeling a little better, you are hit even harder with eternal pointlessness and horror. POINTLESS!, ugly, the word'sad' doesn't come close. The word 'depressed' sounds like a holiday. For someone who hasn't felt it before a tiny taste of it would be unbeleivable, the worst feelings all rolled into one big indifferent horror movie, with a really weak plot, with bad production, pitiful acting, the movie lasts for months and months, and you can't walk out. watch and wait longer than you thought possible, then watch and wait more with a subtle yet intense mental anguish. Hang on................

How are you doing?
Not very good, i am depressed, and i no longer feel i am living.

by Bob99 December 16, 2006