depressedticles 

When you are sad for two reasons:
A) You are a girl
B) You're a guy and you just lost your balls.

"Dude I'm depressedticles,I Just lost my balls"

depressedticles by intohugger4 January 22, 2009

Depressticles 

When your testicles are very depressed because you can't get no pussy.

Person 1: "Hey, you look depressed? What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Oh nah man I just got a case of the depressticles".

Depressticles by CockyForMyPocky April 26, 2017